Drink deep or taste not

I do not like selling myself* and I find it uninteresting (indeed, embarrassing) to write a long list of my accomplishments, my travel experiences, my favorite drinks or sexual positions, or my physical features. However, I’ll surrender to my bashfulness just briefly, for the sake of love and all that is erotic:

*though I love being bought

I’m a dallying post-grad student with ample charms and curious persuasions. NYC-based, but easily lured and restless by nature. Though educated in the UK, I’m still “Midwestern Nice”— and I believe my temperament reflects this. Physically? Well, I hope that my photos speak for themselves. I stand at 5’10” with a natural hourglass figure (see Velázquez’s Rokeby Venus). My deep blue eyes are the recipient of most polite compliments. If it’s important to you, I will have you know that I have no tattoos, piercings, or enhancements (why put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?). 

You might ask, “How did I end up here?”, to which I’d reply, “Catholic school.” Music and outdoors enthusiast. Trained in classical piano but still yacht-rock fluent. I’ve enjoyed seeing lesser-traveled corners of the world (canoe and horse preferred) in the eternal search for novelty. I sometimes get carried away by my extracurricular interests, finding myself in the strangest of situations asking myself, yet again, what am I doing here? “This”, being no exception!

As a wise man once said, if you’re good at something, never do it for free. So much for my innocent life!

Overnight — $10,000

The day together — $15,000

The weekend — $20,000

1 Hour — $3,000

2 Hours — $4,000

Taste Me?

And for you, dear reader?

My ideal companion is polite and has a healthy sense of humor, and imagination. I will always be considerate, empathetic, and open-minded. My enjoyment is bound entirely to yours, my pleasure to yours, and I will want to make you laugh as much as you make me. I enjoy both passionate liaisons as well as long lasting connections with an established rapport. Time is the most precious thing I possess and I am discerning about how I spend it — I trust you are the same. . .

If by after giving all of this a look, you are interested in making a connection, then you are welcome to get in touch via my booking form with 2 verified references. OR if you’re a bit green to the game, I kindly require your ID and details of employment. 

From there we can discuss all of the sordid details (when, where, how, and why?).